A male crab (螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.
"Wow," she thought, "this crab is really special. I can't let him get away." So they got married immediately.
The next day, she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。
“哇！”她想，“这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。”因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”
他犯了搞笑时的最大禁忌：解释笑话😂
笑话通过螃蟹拟人化制造反差，直行与横走的生物学特征被转化为人类行为隐喻。核心笑点来自婚姻前后形象反差的讽刺：雄性伪装特立独行（直行）实为醉酒状态，婚后显露本性（横走）对应现实中的伴侣关系伪装现象。语言简洁完成三幕剧结构（相遇-结婚-暴露），结尾用'不能每天喝那么多'将动物行为合理化，既符合螃蟹横爬的常识，又暗藏人类借酒壮胆的社会洞察，在生物习性、酒精文化、婚姻真相三者间找到荒诞平衡。延迟笑点在于需要理解'直行=醉酒'的非常规逻辑，动物行为与人类心理的双关解读提升了回味空间。
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