😌所以是白嫖了？
AHUSBANDTAKESHISWIFETOPLAY HER FIRST GAME OF GOLF.
HUMORSPRAY
一位丈夫带妻子
去打她人生中第一场高尔夫球。
HIS WIFE PROMPTLY H@CKED HER FIRST SHOT.
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他妻子第一杆就打歪了。
MOST EXPENSIVE LOOKING HOUSE.
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打碎了最豪华那栋房子的窗户。
SO HE AND HIS WIFE WALKED UP TO THE HOUSE AND SAW THE DOOR OPEN.
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于是他和妻子走到那栋房子前。
A MAN SITTING ON THE COUCH.
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一个坐在沙发上的男人问道：
ARE YOU THE PEOPLE?
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你们就是打碎我窗户的人吧？
"WE ARE SORRY ABOUT THAT," THE HUSBAND REPLIED.
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是我们，非常抱歉。
NO, ACTUALLY I WANT TO THANK YOU.
I'M A GENIE THAT WAS TRAPPED FOR THOUSAND YEARS IN THAT BOTTLE.
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不，其实我要谢谢你们。
我是个精灵，被关在那个瓶子里一千年了。
YOU'VE RELEASED ME. THREE WISHES.
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你们放我出来了，我可以实现三个愿望。
GIVE YOU EACH ONE WISH AND KEEP THE LAST FOR MYSELF.
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我给你们每人一个愿望，最后一个我留给自己。
"I WANT $1 MILLION EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."
HUMORSPRAY
我想要余生每年都有一亿美元。
AND NOW YOU, YOUNG LADY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
HUMORSPRAY
现在轮到你，年轻的女士。
"I WANT A HOUSE IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."
HUMORSPRAY
我想要在世界上每个国家都有一栋房子。
THEN THE COUPLE ASKED: "WHAT'S YOUR WISH, GENIE?"
HUMORSPRAY
精灵，你的愿望是什么？
WELL SINCE I'VE BEEN TRAPPED...
I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE WITH A WOMAN IN THOUSAND YEARS.
HUMORSPRAY
自从我被困在那个瓶子里，已经一千年没亲近过女人了。
MY WISH IS TO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE.
HUMORSPRAY
我的愿望就是和你妻子共度良宵。
HE HUMMED.
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丈夫看着妻子说：
WELL WE DID GET A LOT OF MONEY AND ALL THOSE HOUSES, HONEY.
HUMORSPRAY
好吧，我们得到了那么多钱，还有那么多房子，亲爱的。
"I GUESS I DON'T CARE."
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我想我不介意。
SO THE GENIE AND THE WOMAN WENT UPSTAIRS AND MADE LOVE FOR AN HOUR.
HUMORSPRAY
于是精灵和那位女士上了楼，亲热一个小时。
WHEN THEY WERE DONE, THE GENIE LOOKED AT THE WIFE AND ASKED:
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完事后，精灵看着妻子问：
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND?
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你不和你丈夫多大年纪了？
"WE ARE BOTH 35," SHE REPLIED.
HUMORSPRAY
我们俩都是35岁。
"35 YEARS OLD AND YOU BOTH STILL BELIEVE IN GENIES?"
HUMORSPRAY
35岁了，你们还相信有精灵？
HUMORSPRAY
一位丈夫带妻子
去打她人生中第一场高尔夫球。
HIS WIFE PROMPTLY H@CKED HER FIRST SHOT.
HUMORSPRAY
他妻子第一杆就打歪了。
MOST EXPENSIVE LOOKING HOUSE.
HUMORSPRAY
打碎了最豪华那栋房子的窗户。
SO HE AND HIS WIFE WALKED UP TO THE HOUSE AND SAW THE DOOR OPEN.
HUMORSPRAY
于是他和妻子走到那栋房子前。
A MAN SITTING ON THE COUCH.
HUMORSPRAY
一个坐在沙发上的男人问道：
ARE YOU THE PEOPLE?
HUMORSPRAY
你们就是打碎我窗户的人吧？
"WE ARE SORRY ABOUT THAT," THE HUSBAND REPLIED.
HUMORSPRAY
是我们，非常抱歉。
NO, ACTUALLY I WANT TO THANK YOU.
I'M A GENIE THAT WAS TRAPPED FOR THOUSAND YEARS IN THAT BOTTLE.
HUMORSPRAY
不，其实我要谢谢你们。
我是个精灵，被关在那个瓶子里一千年了。
YOU'VE RELEASED ME. THREE WISHES.
HUMORSPRAY
你们放我出来了，我可以实现三个愿望。
GIVE YOU EACH ONE WISH AND KEEP THE LAST FOR MYSELF.
HUMORSPRAY
我给你们每人一个愿望，最后一个我留给自己。
"I WANT $1 MILLION EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."
HUMORSPRAY
我想要余生每年都有一亿美元。
AND NOW YOU, YOUNG LADY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
HUMORSPRAY
现在轮到你，年轻的女士。
"I WANT A HOUSE IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."
HUMORSPRAY
我想要在世界上每个国家都有一栋房子。
THEN THE COUPLE ASKED: "WHAT'S YOUR WISH, GENIE?"
HUMORSPRAY
精灵，你的愿望是什么？
WELL SINCE I'VE BEEN TRAPPED...
I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE WITH A WOMAN IN THOUSAND YEARS.
HUMORSPRAY
自从我被困在那个瓶子里，已经一千年没亲近过女人了。
MY WISH IS TO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE.
HUMORSPRAY
我的愿望就是和你妻子共度良宵。
HE HUMMED.
HUMORSPRAY
丈夫看着妻子说：
WELL WE DID GET A LOT OF MONEY AND ALL THOSE HOUSES, HONEY.
HUMORSPRAY
好吧，我们得到了那么多钱，还有那么多房子，亲爱的。
"I GUESS I DON'T CARE."
HUMORSPRAY
我想我不介意。
SO THE GENIE AND THE WOMAN WENT UPSTAIRS AND MADE LOVE FOR AN HOUR.
HUMORSPRAY
于是精灵和那位女士上了楼，亲热一个小时。
WHEN THEY WERE DONE, THE GENIE LOOKED AT THE WIFE AND ASKED:
HUMORSPRAY
完事后，精灵看着妻子问：
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND?
HUMORSPRAY
你不和你丈夫多大年纪了？
"WE ARE BOTH 35," SHE REPLIED.
HUMORSPRAY
我们俩都是35岁。
"35 YEARS OLD AND YOU BOTH STILL BELIEVE IN GENIES?"
HUMORSPRAY
35岁了，你们还相信有精灵？
😌所以是白嫖了？
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