Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed.

The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary.

Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?"

A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。

教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。

然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了？”

传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了！”

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed.

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!" 就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了？” 传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了！”

他犯了搞笑时的最大禁忌：解释笑话😂

点击查看全部

这个笑话通过宗教仪式的严肃场景与突发停电的荒诞形成对比，制造了天然的反差萌。当牧师问'刚才我讲到哪儿了'时，信徒'马上就讲完了'的吐槽精准击中了所有人对冗长布道的集体记忆，用叛逆消解神圣产生了喜剧张力。蜡烛营造的温馨场景与潜台词'希望早点结束'形成双重语境，既保留平安夜仪式的体面，又释放了听众的真实心理。最后那句回应具备相声'现挂'的即兴感，既符合停电后人群的真实反应，又暗合'布道临近尾声'的双关语义，在冒犯神职人员和引发大众共鸣间找到了完美平衡点。

PUPUPUPU

227