If Apple was a democracy

The Joyof Tech
If Apple was a democracy...
by Nitrozac & Snaggy

THANKS EVERYONE,
FOR ALL YOUR
PETITIONS AND
SUGGESTIONS!
NOW SO PROUD
TO ANNOUNCE
THE NEW
iPHONE7!

Android/ioS switch
ios
Antenna
Hand strap
Rotary
Shatter-proof controls
acrylic screen
protector
Radio
View-Master VR slot
8 track
player
Kickstand
RCA jacks
Punchcard reader
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DPEN
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Flip-out keyboard
under hinged panel
(also hides AA battery
compartment)

Magsafe
Newton-style
Magsafe 2
stylus storage
Floppy drive
cd burner
3.5mm
Guitar jack
AC power
headphone jack

Ear

On the back...
subwoofer and
trumpet
Super 8 film projector!
jack

@2016 Geek Culture
joyoftech.com

If Apple was a democracy